Hello earth creatures, I’m a Star from what you all call the “Fried Egg Galaxy”. Your most elite scientist have very strange naming convientions. My current job right now is to create planets, stars, black holes, life, etc. all are within my relm of expertise. I’m here in your galaxy to deposit all my failed experiements, unholy creatures, and dangerous substances. Partly because your galaxy is largely abandoned by US but mostly because I can’t let my boss find out about all my screw ups. But hey, maybe your kind will find my failures amusing (or maybe you all will go insane…). Don’t think too hard about my existence, I don’t think your brains can handle it tbh.
